Why im not getting married ?

Well hello bloqqrs ! I was talkinq wiff ma qood friendd zinqa yestrrday. And we were talkinq about our... bachelorism?[if dhats wat chu wnna call it lol] and she asked me why dont I wanna qet married. And the reasonn im not qettn married is because .. *drum roll* .. mental health. These days if someone qets married there is a very hiqh chance that their qoinq to divorce. And well what if we have a kid? . Then what ?. Child Support? Pshh. Thats what ma pops qot and he justt wnt 2 jail becausee of child supportt. He had to pay $8000 in one dayy. DAMN! . iknoww. Well that was justt for me thouqh and noww he has 6 othrr kds he has to pay child supprt for. But he STILL owes me $13,000. So thats one reason. Anotherr reasonn is body fat. MOST of the time people who qet married qet FAT. Why? . Well becausee your wifey/hubby starts to not appreciate your love after a while because people tend to spoil each otherr. Then you qet all sad and emotional ( i've seen it ) and your qonna be so busy whininq you wont even know what your puttinq in your mouth ! . Especially if your one of those people who eat when they qet sad or anqry. So yeahh i qave yall [ and ma friend zinqa ] 2 qood reasons why im not qttn married. So chea deuces ! - Yunq Izzy ( P.S. She is a bachelorette ! ;] We Cuddy Buddies Haha )